Win the Lottery: Hookers and Cocaine

What will you do if you won the lottery?

Soyboys will probably end up going to some tourist trap resort in the Caribbean with his fat girlfriend and family. He will then proceed to have a massive wedding in some Hilton brand hotel somewhere warm in the USA. Once married, the rest of the funds will go to buying lots of tofu and gender changing hormone pills because being a man is a no-no in 2018. Then he’ll spend the rest of his winnings on some bullshit like tampons, a large home in the suburbs, Lexus sedan, and buy his immediate family a bunch of soy shit.

Fucking Pussies.

What would we do? Refer to the video below.


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